Two kids … a walk in the park they said!
August 2018 Dear Diary So here’s the thing… two kids… oh shit – the one has just shat in the garden and now screaming its pip...
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It is a f*ck sh*t kinda day
This goes out to all my hommies who are having a mare of a week trying to juggle life at the moment. Mother f*cker this has been...
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Azzies are doing it for themselves.
Read Time: 2 mins (If you are child-free to be able to read it!) Right … who is ready for a good old fashion mom-moan. I am...
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Two-ie and a newie!
Read Time: 3 mins (Short & sweet because we have zero time these days!) This one dude asked what it’s like to have a...
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Sleep tips from the horse’s asshole.
Read Time: This is a longie but worth it – 7 mins or so. OBB: 4 (newest member to the kitty) – Sleep Tactic: “The...
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Sleep little sucker, sleep!
A friend of ours sent us a brilliant book “Go the F*%k to Sleep” by Adams Mansbach. Read it. You will love it! Pre-baby we had a...
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Tit-a-lactating Truths about Breastfeeding
Read Time: 5 mins. Boobing … who knew it would be such a blady complicated event? OBB1 | Nailed it but mentally couldn’t crack...
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Mothertrucking Mom’s Guilt | To Work or Not To Work?
Read Time: 5 mins Are you stuffing kidding me? You have carried this rat for 9 months, suffering through all the heartburn,...
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Epi.Effing.Dural Please – Emergency Caesar
So the ‘natural birthers’ out there set the bar blady high for the rest of us squiff-cervix, baby has a fat head, little...
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Natural Birth – No Dwelms (Drugs)
Birth Story – 3min read OBB 1: “Words by OBB 2 who sneezed those suckers out.” OBB2: “Shit, ja the longest, most painful sneeze...
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