Firstly; a brief introduction to who we are.
Yes we know, we know – you have a baby and then the first thing you do when you come up for air, from the shitstorm of children, is go and start an online baby store! Well, give us a little chance and we may prove to be quite useful to you, first time moms, and for those of you who are on round 2 (and even round 3 – mental!, and 4 – we salute you brave soldier) hopefully we provide you with a little entertainment along the way.
The Oh Baby Baby team is fashioned from three unique chickitas, in different stages of the baby game, who aim to give you the low-down and facts on raising human life with your big girl panties on. Oh Baby Baby (OBB) Boss 1 is a mother of 1 and has successfully managed to keep it going past 13 months. OBB Boss 2 is a mother of 2 and “left the safety catch off” when her first was 4 months so now has a 13 month gap between her rats (insert big eyes here!). OBB Boss 3 is soon-to-be-married, en route to the baby front and amazingly has not been put off by her two besties – insanity we tell you.
We promise we won’t mince our words, nor will we leave out the things that have made us want to, at times, drop kick our children. So if this vibe just isn’t for you, then please “call it a day”, let us be and avoid dropping unnecessary comments on our blogs and social media pages – there is just far too much judging going on in the maternal realms already and we don’t want that to ruin our vibe. On the other hand, if this sounds like it is right up your street, then follow us, like us and stick with us while we, not only commiserate with some of the most annoying, frustrating and hostile times of your life with laughter and entertainment, but celebrate in the things that make it so kiff to be a mom.
Our online store will be sprouting in 2018 and it is just a place to buy a few things that we have just found to be invaluable. The kinds of things that, should the house be burning down, you will be risking singed eyebrows to rescue.
Over and out
Oh Baby Baby squad.